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Sage • Mommy of two • Eighteen • Engaged to the love of my life

flamethrowersandgummibears:

dancing-through-brooklyn:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

OMFG I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH.

flamethrowersandgummibears:

dancing-through-brooklyn:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME

OMFG I MISS THAT SHOW SO MUCH.

sealavenderinajamjar:

i will never relate to anything more than i do to these grumpy owls

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i mean

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they’re just 

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so 

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pissed

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off

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Ugh ow ow ow, weird positions make it impossible to breathe, can I just go into labor and have this baby already please?

Ugh ow ow ow, weird positions make it impossible to breathe, can I just go into labor and have this baby already please?

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

mommy-queerest:

dreamermichaela:

lethalullaby:

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.

A little glass vial?!

A little glass vial.

in high school me and my friends would ad lib the songs from this movie to things relivant to whatever is going on

"That d-bag zack keeps getting a boner in class"

"a boner in class"

"a boner right in my face in class."

"bitchy art teacher. bitchy art teacher. Why dont you get that an online art art degree doesn’t mean shit."

dadbully:

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

Oh my god

dadbully:

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

Oh my god

amandafiske:

itssexualhour:

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

oh no